36. I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
37. The boating store was having a big sale on canoes. There were lots of people there, It was quite the oar deal.
68. What do you call someone who is bad at sports but likes to participate? A try athlete.
69. Camping is the best extreme sport, It’s in tents.
137. What do you call a lady in goal? Annette!
138. I told my girlfriend I had a new job in a bowling alley.. She said “Tenpin?” I said, “No, it’s permanent.”
202. I knew my wife was a keeper the first time I ever saw her. She was wearing massive gloves!
203. What’s the difference between a Celtic fan and a coconut? You can get a drink out of a coconut!
What is the name of the small Chinese sportsman Knee High
What’s a Dominatrix’s favorite sport? Kickball